09 November 2010

aesop's fables, according to miss kendrick's 2nd graders

{A fool and his money are soon parted.}
A fool and his money went to town and he met a clown.  He met a foolish man and they spent money.


{All that glitters is not gold.}
All that glitters is a bottle of glitter.


{Curiosity killed the cat.}
Curiosity killed a rinoe.  He ate it.  [as if curiosity is a person.]


{Better late than never.}
Better late than meeting a shark.


{A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.}
A bird in the hand is better than in a nest.  It's boreing in a nest.


{What comes around goes around.}
What comes around town and comes around citys.


{The pen is mightier than the sword.}
The pen is mightier than a fish.


{Don't count your chickens before they hatch.}
Don't count your chicken on blowing up or else it will!


{Don't judge a book by its cover.}
Don't judge a book if it has a dragon.  Or toks and tels spels.  The lesen is don't tuch a old book.


{Birds of a feather flock together.}
Birds of a feather liker red and blue and orange and purple and green and yellow.


{Honest is the best policy.}
Honesty is a tipe of turkey with teth.


{Look before you leap.}
Look before you do.


{Love can be deceiving}
Love can be two people who meet and toke [talk] and tell funny jokes and go on dats [dates] and one day they get married.


{It is easier to...}
It is easier to kick a man when saying it.


{If the shoe fits, wear it.}
If the shoe fits go back to the store and get a new shoe.


{It's better to be safe than sorry.}
It's better to be safe than geting cooked on the barberqu, looking in a tank, or jumping on a marean [marine?].


{When the need is strong...}
When the need is strong you shoold go to the store.


{Never trust a...}
Never trust a fariet [ferret] because when you do they bite.


{Not everything is as it seems.}
Not everything you cee is true.


{The highest hope...}
The highest hope s don't make you get what you want.

1 comment:

  1. you're right. these are great. i need to come back and do this with the kiddies.

    A bird in the hand is better than in a nest. It's boreing in a nest.
    that is my very favorite one.

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