{A fool and his money are soon parted.}
A fool and his money went to town and he met a clown. He met a foolish man and they spent money.
{All that glitters is not gold.}
All that glitters is a bottle of glitter.
{Curiosity killed the cat.}
Curiosity killed a rinoe. He ate it. [as if curiosity is a person.]
{Better late than never.}
Better late than meeting a shark.
{A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.}
A bird in the hand is better than in a nest. It's boreing in a nest.
{What comes around goes around.}
What comes around town and comes around citys.
{The pen is mightier than the sword.}
The pen is mightier than a fish.
{Don't count your chickens before they hatch.}
Don't count your chicken on blowing up or else it will!
{Don't judge a book by its cover.}
Don't judge a book if it has a dragon. Or toks and tels spels. The lesen is don't tuch a old book.
{Birds of a feather flock together.}
Birds of a feather liker red and blue and orange and purple and green and yellow.
{Honest is the best policy.}
Honesty is a tipe of turkey with teth.
{Look before you leap.}
Look before you do.
{Love can be deceiving}
Love can be two people who meet and toke [talk] and tell funny jokes and go on dats [dates] and one day they get married.
{It is easier to...}
It is easier to kick a man when saying it.
{If the shoe fits, wear it.}
If the shoe fits go back to the store and get a new shoe.
{It's better to be safe than sorry.}
It's better to be safe than geting cooked on the barberqu, looking in a tank, or jumping on a marean [marine?].
{When the need is strong...}
When the need is strong you shoold go to the store.
{Never trust a...}
Never trust a fariet [ferret] because when you do they bite.
{Not everything is as it seems.}
Not everything you cee is true.
{The highest hope...}
The highest hope s don't make you get what you want.
you're right. these are great. i need to come back and do this with the kiddies.
ReplyDeleteA bird in the hand is better than in a nest. It's boreing in a nest.
that is my very favorite one.