the sunday morning post, 17th ed

NOTES

dear heidi,

i'm beginning to think you are neglecting me. it's been over a week. and usually you take me out for a bath once a week. i know you're waiting until you go home to clean me, but my sides are going to burst. please clean me.

love,

your laundry basket

dear laundry basket,

i am so sorry, but you're just going to have to wait. you'll be so happy you did after being washed in the nice h.e. washer and tossed til your fluffy and soft in the warm dryer. you won't regret it. please, be patient.

love,

heidi

dear heidi,

we're so glad you love peanut butter toast so much. and we especially love it when you put yogurt and bananas on it. keep up the good work. {and don't ever put honey on it like this picture.}

love,

your best buds {a.k.a. taste buds}

dear taste buds,

don't give her too much encouragement. we love the goodness of the fresh bananas, whole grain preservative & sugar free bread, natural chunky peanut butter, and plain organic yogurt sweetened with stevia, but please--we don't want her to eat too much of it!

love,

her microvilli and stomach

dear microvilli and stomach and taste buds,

i love it. i can't stop eating it. i'll have some tonight.

love,

heidi

dear family,

i'll be home thursday night. airin is coming with me. i am so excited. i miss you.

love,

heidi

dear heidi,

i'm waiting your arrival. so is my friend, mr. sun. he says he's been seeing you a lot lately in provo, but he really wants to see you in huntington beach so he can warm you up.

love,

the beach

dear beach,

mr. sun has been treating me very well. i think he was a little bit sad yesterday morning because he was crying. and he must have been feeling pretty gloomy friday too. but, he's happy again. and he's been keeping the thermostat around 40-45 even 50 during the day. and he told mr. moon to leave it around 40 last night when i left the hospital. that was so nice.

love,

heidi

p.s. i am so excited to see you too.

dear heidi,

we cordially invite you for a tea party on friday, 12 february 2010 at sleeping beauty's castle. please bring your roommates & friends. your voucher to enter is waiting in your inbox. don't forget it.

love,

your disney princess friends & disneyland

dear disneyland,

it's been since thanksgiving 2008 that i've seen you. probably the longest run without you, especially since i was going once a week in high school. i'm thrilled to be coming back.

love,

heidi

dear erin,

i'm on the phone with you right now. and i'm telling you to read this. and i hope your cough goes away. and i hope you come visit me. and i'll see you in a few days in your new house!

and sara--why are you leaving the weekend i come! i'll see you on thursday night.

love,

heidi